arcadeology:

gunna be MIA for a while, my cooler got here and it turns out my case is too small. So since I don’t have the thermal paste to safely reconnect my old cooler, I’m computerless. See u guys around/whenever I can use my mom’s laptop.

Once upon a time, four lords and ladies of incredible power ruled over an island. Though they lived alone on their island with their people, they were content. It was a land of magic, ever changing.

Unfortunately, the magical land caught the sights of They. Twisted in mind as in spirit, they approached the powerful rulers, one by one, offering power in exchange for cooperation.

First They came to the oldest. He denied their offer with rage, and he was cursed to be a beast of anger.

Second, They came to the tallest woman. She denied their offer with firey words, and she was cursed to be a monster with a mouthful of fire.

Thirdly, They approached the most beautiful. She denied They with a loud cry- and she was cursed to be a foolish beast with an equally loud yell.

Finally, they approached the youngest, and in his rage, he attacked They. They cursed him to be as frigid and sightless as They thought he was.

With the land leaderless, and the citizens afraid, They cast their spell over the land, cursing it, and suppressing the magic below, and the remaining people of the land to be nothing more than the swine and cockroaches They believed them to be.

Ignite

Rage

King of Winter

mama moosegoose

AU WHERE EVERYONE IS A REALLY CUTE FLUFFY COW

Remember kids, It’s not rape if it’s Stockholm Syndrome~~~~~““

and if the hot and sweaty scientist tries to survive hellhole you kidnapped him off to, he’s asking for it.

"YO NERD I THINK YOU’RE CUTE, I WANNA SMOOCH YOUR FACE."

when u cannot decide da ship